Building Castles in the Sky



vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

Via she slapped my butt.

trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

Via she slapped my butt.



Clamdiggers for days.



The Easter Bunny has arrived.




elusivemulatto:

tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior

Via Mister-Snippy's Internet Hole-in-the-Wall

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Via heck nope


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