My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I love you
tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u